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[vicedirector]

Who: Miata and the moles
What: Everyone's having a very bad.....Time
When: Week 1, Tuesday night

[ As Miata mentioned to Rhys, the basement continues to be open to the mole group after midnight. Anyone coming down there on Tuesday night will find Miata sitting on the couch and reading a book, having switched out of her regular clothes for jeans, a hoodie, and a t-shirt with...a photorealistic piece of pizza on it. Evidently her daywear is not of her own choosing.

She lifts a hand up in greeting to anyone coming in, marking her page and setting the book down.]

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[herbgrace]

[Miata, what are you wearing. Is this what the kids are into. Oh well. Lithuania enters with food! Įdaryti pomidorai, specifically, but the point is they are tomatoes filled with deliciousness. She had to work with the ingredients she had, but luckily she knows most of those ingredients well. She also has napkins, utensils, and plates, too, for anyone who wants one.]

Good evening, everyone. ...Later than evening. [Technically good morning, but that doesn't sound right. Anyway, it took her like a year just to get down the staircase, it's close enough.]

[vicedirector]

[ You can practically see the anime sparkles in her eyes when she eyes the food. ]

...a pot luck?

[herbgrace]

[Oh, that look makes her really happy. Look at that, Lithuania can smile.] I just thought I would bring food. Maybe next time everyone can.

[jackhole]

[ okay yeah, guess who is swiping one of those tomatoes of deliciousness the moment she sets them down. he just sort of throws himself into a chair afterwards and gets to eatin'.

and... forgets to say thank you. yeah, that's a thing. ]

[herbgrace]

Does it taste alright? [He seems to be enjoying it, but still!]

[princessantly]

Oh, my goodness... these look incredible.

[ Whaaaa-- ]

[herbgrace]

[Yes, compliment her cooking, this pleases her. Lithuania offers a plate.] Would you like one?

[muties]

Holy shit, those are way too pretty to be food.

Can I have one? [ IT SEEMS POLITE TO ASK ]

[herbgrace]

Of course. [Note to self: food is good here, always bring food to meetings.] I'm glad everyone seems to like them.

[jackhole]

[ rhys just barrels in a bit later, having lost track of time (ha ha). but immediately he points a finger at miata because hello, answer his questions. ]

Quick quesh. [ god, you are such a douche, rhys. ] Are we gonna be forced to kill people or be killed too? And if we're told to do so by this all powerful witch bitch, do we tell each other? Here?

[vicedirector]

Hmmmm.

[ She takes what, in reality, is only about 30 seconds to answer properly. But given the current motive, it comes off as nearly an hour. TWO CAN PLAY THE DOUCHE GAME. ]

I doubt she'll seek you out individually, if that's what you mean.

[jackhole]

[ oh my god why are you the worst. by the end of the "hour" rhys has his hands clutching his face and is dragging down the skin under his eyes. holy shit, could you answer any quicker?! ]

I want to know if any of these girls are going to kill me and if they'll at least tell us all, here, in this room, before they do. A perfectly valid question!

[dereban]

[ She thought that it was probably a Bad Idea but she's here. Inaba, of course is in pajamas, and a thick trench coat over it because dear god it's freezing outside once she's indoors because at least it's warmer in here??? But at least 1930s pajamas are warm af and cute?

Plus she's wearing boots and thigh highs so she's as warm as she can be. ]

Sorry if I'm a little late, I had to go and change before coming.

[vicedirector]

What, we having a pajama party?

[dereban]

I just thought it would be less suspicious if I came out in my pajamas than in outdoor clothes.

[ She shrugs. ]

But I wouldn't mind a pajama party if we really can't get our asses to sleep.

[muties]

[ Wow, so Miata isn't some 1700s European noble or something?? A true plot twist.

Roxy meanwhile shows up in pink pajamas and a thick dressing gown robe thing, because that's apparently what fashion was like before they invented the internet. Wearing her god-tier pajamas she showed up in to bed would just be too silly. ]

Sup, homeskillets.

[princessantly]

[ Alisha, for once, has her hair down and a pair of... also pink pajamas HEY PINK PAJAMA BUDDY. At Roxy's greeting, she blinks and glances at her (thirty minutes later). ]

Home... skillets?

[muties]

Y'know, like homeys. Homeslices. Dudes. Bros. Uh. Friends?

[herbgrace]

Excuse me! [Lithuania projects her voice above any noise being made by the others, just to make sure they're paying attention.] While we're all gathered, perhaps we could discuss who we think this motive may be targeting? It may not help us get anywhere, but it could also give us some preparation and forewarning.

[jackhole]

[ rhys is still over to the side here sulking but he perks up at the thought of like... being of use! doing something useful! not eating everyone's food and being a shitheel. whoa. ]

You have a point. Let's make a list?

[ and he's actually going to go right over to the chalkboard then, erasing some of miata's notes from last time and whatever else has shown up since to start writing --

Alsida Diphda
Astrid Hofferson
Bill Cipher
Buddy
Cheshire
Clover Field
Dhaos
Faize Sheifa Beleth
Gilbert Nightray
Hajime Hinata
Hanyuu
Himeko Inaba
Kaguya Houraisan
Kazunari Takao
Kurisu Makise
Lithuania
Lucy Steel
Mikazuki Munechika
Morrigan
Papyrus
Poland
Ranulf
Rhys
Roxy Lalonde
Sadie Swenson
Sans
Satori Komeiji
Selena
Sisuca
Undyne
Urashima Kotetsu
Vegeta
Xerxes Break
Yoite
Youko
Zelos Wilder ]

Crossed us off because I am giving us the benefit of the doubt -- [ stink eye at everyone in this room tbh ] -- And we can work with there. You guys got any opinions to share?

the chalkboard list

[jackhole]

(( don't reply to this! i'll just keep editing it as the list gets updated. ))

[ and on that chalkboard, written in rhys' handwriting is A List. there's also a bunch of notes scribbled on it. right now, it reads:

Alisha Diphda - Pride - Age: 19 (Note: APPARENTLY)
Astrid Hofferson - Pride - Age: 18
Bill Cipher - Lust - Age: ??? (Note: A "muse". Whatever the hell that means.)
Buddy - Gluttony - Age: 13 (Note: Needs to be defanged, probably not a killer yet)
Cheshire - Envy - Age: 16 / 13 / 100+ (Note: what)
Clover Field - Wrath - Age: 18
Dhaos - Wrath - Age: 500+
Faize Sheifa Beleth - Lust - Age: 18
Gilbert Nightray - Envy - Age: 24 / 124 (Note: what) (Note 2: I like him.) (Note 3: Alisha also likes him.)
Hajime Hinata - Envy - Age: 16-17 (Note: How can they not know if he's sixteen OR seventeen?) (Note 2: Probably has PTSD)
Hanyuu - Sloth - Age: 1000+
Himeko Inaba - Wrath - Age: 16
Kaguya Houraisan - Sloth - Age: 1400
Kazunari Takao - Envy - Age: 16
Kurisu Makise - Lust - Age: 18
Lithuania - Greed - Age: 1000+
Lucy Steel - Sloth - Age: 14
Mikazuki Munechika - Wrath - Age: 1105
Morrigan - Wrath - Age: 21
Papyrus - Pride - Age: What the hell does "Younger than Sans" mean?
Poland - Gluttony - Age: 1050 (Note: Lithuania says she likes her.)
Ranulf - Gluttony - Age: ??? (Note: OH COME ON)
Rhys - Greed - Age: 27
Roxy Lalonde - Lust - Age: 16
Sadie Swenson - Sloth - Age: 21
Sans - Sloth - Age: What the hell does "Older than Papyrus" mean?
Satori Komeiji - Sloth - Age: 133
Selena - Greed - Age: 26
Sisuca - Greed - Age: 22
Undyne - Pride - Age: 24
Urashima Kotetsu - Lust - Age: 545 (Note: Suspiciously peppy. "Nice child", says Lithuania EVERYONE. I think he's okay.)
Vegeta - Pride - Age: 42
Xerxes Break - Pride - Age: 24 / 45 / 139 (Note: what)
Yoite - Sloth - Age: 16
Youko - Greed - Age: 600
Zelos Wilder - Envy - Age: 22

And at the bottom, some more stats:

Envy: 5
Gluttony: 3
Greed: 5
Lust: 5
Pride: 6
Sloth: 7
Wrath: 5 ]

thursday night?? friday morning?? pre-murderings

[jackhole]

[ rhys is here, staring at the chalkboard and feeling pretty frustrated. he looks over at the rest of the group then before asking -- ]

We didn't figure anything out, did we? Someone's going to die.

[ then, looking back to the board. ]

We have got to do better next week.

[ way to write off the entire week already, rhys!! ]

[muties]

I dunno, maybe everyone's too bored to murder anyone at this point.

[ roxy is laying on the floor looking at the chalkboard upside down, as if that will reveal the secrets of who's gonna do what to who for how many cookies ]

And we figured out that... uh... [ pause ] chalkboards are useful?

murdernight the murderening

[jackhole]

[ so, well, rhys is definitely going to show up in the basement that night. he does it properly this time, in pajamas. super not sketch.

and when he gets there, he does pause at the grandfather clock that's now joined them before shaking his head and TO THE CHALKBOARD. rhys just writes one thing there, in a free space:

RICKSHAW???

and then he circles it a few times. ]

Ughhhh.

[vicedirector]

God fucking dammit, who the hell has a personal rickshaw....