[Hey, maybe it's not a lie. Maybe there really is a giant origami turtle in there. Or in some other location, waiting to be given to the precious turtle boy. Bill is just as fond of him as he is Faize after all! (No, there is no giant turtle.) But don't let those memories weigh on you for too long, Hazelwood. Don't want to spoil your surprise with a bad mood!]

Just promise not to laugh. I think taping the paper together was kind of a bad idea, and it's sorta falling apart in a couple places. Another reason I asked you to come look. You can probably help with that! But--

[He trails off, looking pretty curious over Faize's shoulder! Wonder what he could be seeing?]

Oh hey...is that that Marta girl you were telling me about? You said she looked a little like Toots right?

[And if Faize is kind enough to turn around to look for said ghost girl, Bill's going to use that opportunity to bend down and pick up his rock...]