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Who: Miata and the moles
What: Everyone's having a very bad.....Time
When: Week 1, Tuesday night

[ As Miata mentioned to Rhys, the basement continues to be open to the mole group after midnight. Anyone coming down there on Tuesday night will find Miata sitting on the couch and reading a book, having switched out of her regular clothes for jeans, a hoodie, and a t-shirt with...a photorealistic piece of pizza on it. Evidently her daywear is not of her own choosing.

She lifts a hand up in greeting to anyone coming in, marking her page and setting the book down.]

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I don't make a habit of killing my allies. [Rude TBH!]

Does it taste alright? [He seems to be enjoying it, but still!]

[Yes, compliment her cooking, this pleases her. Lithuania offers a plate.] Would you like one?

Sir Rhys... [ YOUNG MAN WHO IS ACTUALLY NOT YOUNGER-- ] Please remember that we are aiming to work together.

If you don't mind... these are very artfully done.

[ Which is why she's taking that plate almost reverentially. ]

Thank you. I've always liked cooking, so if people enjoy it, that means a lot to me.

I enjoy it as well, but I'm afraid I'm still a novice at it.

[ Seriously... ]

Everyone needs to start at the beginning. If you enjoy it and work hard, I'm sure you'll get better.

Excuse me! [Lithuania projects her voice above any noise being made by the others, just to make sure they're paying attention.] While we're all gathered, perhaps we could discuss who we think this motive may be targeting? It may not help us get anywhere, but it could also give us some preparation and forewarning.

[ rhys is still over to the side here sulking but he perks up at the thought of like... being of use! doing something useful! not eating everyone's food and being a shitheel. whoa. ]

You have a point. Let's make a list?

[ and he's actually going to go right over to the chalkboard then, erasing some of miata's notes from last time and whatever else has shown up since to start writing --

~~Alsida Diphda~~
Astrid Hofferson
Bill Cipher
Buddy
Cheshire
Clover Field
Dhaos
Faize Sheifa Beleth
Gilbert Nightray
Hajime Hinata
Hanyuu
~~Himeko Inaba~~
Kaguya Houraisan
Kazunari Takao
Kurisu Makise
~~Lithuania~~
Lucy Steel
Mikazuki Munechika
Morrigan
Papyrus
Poland
Ranulf
~~Rhys~~
~~Roxy Lalonde~~
Sadie Swenson
Sans
Satori Komeiji
Selena
Sisuca
Undyne
Urashima Kotetsu
Vegeta
Xerxes Break
Yoite
Youko
Zelos Wilder ]

Crossed us off because I am giving us the benefit of the doubt -- [ stink eye at everyone in this room tbh ] -- And we can work with there. You guys got any opinions to share?

[ what is this... feeling... like he's actually been chastised or something, what the hell. ]

I know! I know. I mean, I work with people who try and kill me all the time but sure! If you want to act like somehow working together cancels that out, go ahead!

[ also ]

-- Haha, you called me sir.

Well, neither do I but I sure as hell don't trust any of them.

[ no, seriously. he met his current partner because she tried to rob him blind. ]

Poland hasn't said anything to me about being especially bothered by the situation, and I don't think something like this would tempt her in general. [Gotta express her opinions on her BFF's situation, it's important.] ...Though, we may want to look at those who are older than humans. Even so early in the week, a few moments to me feels like months, and hours stretch into years.

I can sympathize with being in that sort of situation, but I believe in this case a certain level of diplomacy is in order. [Don't blatantly and loudly wonder about your allies murdering you in front of all of them, in other words.]

... You work with-- but why-- [ Wait. ]

Are they threatening you?? Holding anything hostage?

[ HOW CRUEL. ]

I understand! I'll put as much effort into mastering it as I do working with my spear!!

[Oh, Lithuania likes you.] Good. That's the exact sort of attitude you need for improvement.

[ rhys just nods and then updates the list! true story, he is using his robot brain to help him out here. also, this is literally what he does for a living. the list now reads:

~~Alisha Diphda~~ - Age: 18-19 (Note: Pick an age)
Astrid Hofferson - Age: 18
Bill Cipher - Age: ??? (Note: why)
Buddy - Age: 13
Cheshire - Age: 16 / 13 / 100+ (Note: what)
Clover Field - Age: 18
Dhaos - Age: 500+
Faize Sheifa Beleth - Age: 18
Gilbert Nightray - Age: 24 / 124 (Note: what) (Note 2: I like him.)
Hajime Hinata - Age: 16-17 (Note: How can they not know if he's sixteen OR seventeen?)
Hanyuu - Age: 1000+
~~Himeko Inaba~~ - Age: 16
Kaguya Houraisan - Age: 1400
Kazunari Takao - Age: 16
Kurisu Makise - Age: 18
~~Lithuania~~ - Age: 1000+
Lucy Steel - Age: 14
Mikazuki Munechika - Age: 1105
Morrigan - Age: 21
Papyrus - Age: What the hell does "Younger than Sans" mean?
Poland - Age: 1050 (Note: Lithuania says she likes her.)
Ranulf - Age: ??? (Note: OH COME ON)
~~Rhys~~ - Age: 27
~~Roxy Lalonde~~ - Age: 16
Sadie Swenson - Age: 21
Sans - Age: What the hell does "Older than Papyrus" mean?
Satori Komeiji - Age: 133
Selena - Age: 26
Sisuca - Age: 22
Undyne - Age: 24
Urashima Kotetsu - Age: 545
Vegeta - Age: 42
Xerxes Break - Age: 24 / 45 / 139 (Note: what)
Yoite - Age: 16
Youko - Age: 600
Zelos Wilder - Age: 22 ]

Why the hell do we have so many teenagers?

... I'm nineteen. [ Ugh. ]

But I also like Gilbert. And Urashima doesn't seem to be bothered by this motive at all.

As for Bill Cipher, he calls himself a muse, which is why I suppose one couldn't give him an age.

[ just looking up and realizing that oh, yeah. he just sort of grabbed it. ]

It... yeah. It's actually really good. You cook like this a lot?

-- Oh and, thanks.

[ he just looks sort of baffled and then. uh. has to clarify. ]

Are you asking me about right now before I came here or like, in general? I work for Hyperion but I'm not at Hyperion at the moment and it's... all kind of up in the air.

[ oh. ]

Ha ha, I mean, my sort of technically maybe boss diiiid kind of try and make me dig my own grave the other day! Me and my bro just knocked him out and ran. Stuff like that happens a lot.

You're welcome. [Belatedly saying thank you is better than she usually gets from Poland. GOOD ENOUGH.] I have a lot of experience with cooking, especially with the ingredients we've been provided.

Diplomacy? Pfft. More I say it, more obvious it is who did it when I die.

[ he's so sure it's going to happen, it's pathetic. ]

You shouldn't sound so fatalistic about it. [At least say if you die!]

... But why? You may... have difficulty getting along with others [ from what she's seen ] but that is hardly an excuse for someone to want you dead, especially someone you've worked for!

[ ???????

This coming from the girl who has half a council trying to off her. ]

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